standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize