so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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