question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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