I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
