Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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