so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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