Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She even gives head with a lisp.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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