She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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