all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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