If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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