Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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