3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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