she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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