my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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