If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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