the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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