Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
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The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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