Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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