Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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