she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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