super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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