So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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