If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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