On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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