im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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