Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I hate all girls vehemently.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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