You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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