we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
nutella sex= disaster
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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