You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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