I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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