is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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