sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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