quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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