She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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