ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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