nut hugger
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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