He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Congratulations! We have a period
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