hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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