we're blogging at a bar
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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