with your own penis?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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