So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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