i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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