We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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