yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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