i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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