new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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