I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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