SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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