it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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