I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The feeling are messing with the penis
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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