I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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