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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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