and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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