I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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