CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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