I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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