if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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